19, female, panromantic, and bisexual.
Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
Me: I am the worst human being alive
Me: I stole that
Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
Me: I should never speak again
Anonymous said: Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???
they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged
You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?
Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.