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legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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(via kumafeels)

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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(via kumafeels)

westerosimatriarchy:

When people say they don’t want their kids ‘influenced’ by seeing homosexuality portrayed on tv, in books, in public, etc, what they’re really saying is ‘if my kid isn’t straight, I want them to be too uneducated to understand so they’ll be forced to stay in the closet and it doesn’t become my responsibility to face things that make me uncomfortable’

(Source: dana-cardinal, via broomsticksandtardis)

youcantcancelquidditch:

nightvails:

I got catcalled while I was walking the other day and I couldn’t think of anything clever to say so I just made the most hideous shrieking noise I possibly could.

I heard the guys in the car go “the fuck?”

#no this is good let’s do this

(Source: thfall, via broomsticksandtardis)

pichu-pii:

I get hair on mom’s pillows <3 
AU where an old lady has a pet skitty, loves it to death, but it sheds a lot…

pichu-pii:

I get hair on mom’s pillows <3 

AU where an old lady has a pet skitty, loves it to death, but it sheds a lot…

(via pokemon-personalities)

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via the-squirrel-and-the-kitten)

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.
my idol

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.

my idol

(Source: snuggaymer)

lumos5001:

weloveshortvideos:

How to hit high notes…

i just snorted pop into my nose wtf

(via sassyporrim)

supersheela:

theletterwsarseflap:

my-endless-eternity:

seyiku:

Also

MY LIFE

Second to last one for me.

this is me ;-;

(Source: seyiku, via deanloveshisassbutt)

sandflakedraws:

sandflakedraws:

otaku4ever29:

sandflakedraws:

i wasn’t kidding

Now this is where someone should draw the other guardians walking in on him

and he wouldn’t explain diddlysquat

sandflakedraws:

sandflakedraws:

otaku4ever29:

sandflakedraws:

i wasn’t kidding

Now this is where someone should draw the other guardians walking in on him

imageimageimageimageimageand he wouldn’t explain diddlysquat

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(via deanloveshisassbutt)